Just about everyone
who studies metaphysical subjects is aware
of and understands the Chakra System and
all it's implications for a healthy, well-balanced
life. However, few people are aware that
there are other chakras -- until now. Dr.
I. M. Wickedth, a Professor of Practical
Practitioners of Metaphysical Studies at
a very prestigious university, has discovered
the intricacies of one of these lesser-known
chakras. Later this summer, Dr. Wickedth's
research will be published in the Scientific
Researching American Metaphysical Journal.
This author became aware of this exciting
new study and has obtained special permission
to discuss some of the highlights of Dr.
Wickedth's research prior to its release.
Dr. Wickedth accidentally located this new
chakra center one evening in June after many
long hours of hand-writing his thesis in
college. His initial experiment began with
a bout of writer's cramp and fatigue from
long hours and late nights of research. At
first, he merely began shaking his wrists
to get the circulation flowing again and
as he twisted his tired wrists, he curved
them over to form a shape with his fingers,
thumb and hand. This shape cast a shadow
upon the opposite wall as he continued to
play with this sensation, but he was forced
to stop when he remembered the deadline pressure
to complete his thesis.
Many years later, he stumbled upon these
old notes and realized that he had inadvertently
kept a written record of this break time
silliness among the very serious research
papers. He read through these notes and re-enacted
his wrist exercises. Suddenly, Dr. Wickedth
realized that when he slightly blurred his
vision to discern the colors of his own aura,
he noticed a strange yellowish green color
in the area of his wrist and palm. His observations
varied slightly as his moods changed but
intensity remained swirling in a small vortex
in the area of his wrist - he had discovered
a long-forgotten chakra center.
Dr. Wickedth continued to research the effects
of this small vortex through the next few
months with some surprising results. He realized
that, due to the location of this center,
it is constantly functioning to send both
intentions and energy outward (i.e., magical
work, healing energy, wish-making.) and,
conversely, receive positive and/or negative
energies back into the personal aura. Since
Dr. Wickedth's area of expertise is in past
life regression therapy, it was an easy step
to realize the significance of this new chakra
center. It lies at the thinnest layer of
aura energy and provides approximately 95%
faster access into the inner layers of astral
bodies and their related realms with less
effort than the more detailed meditation
and regression methodologies currently used.
Being a light-hearted spirit himself, Dr.
Wickedth soon realized that this center reacted
mostly from direct intentions and whims.
He hypothesized that this just may provide
a positive application for channeling of
the deepest, darkest fears and then healing
them faster (and less costly) than the older
technologies. He named his discovery - The
Widget Chakra (after an experimental program
for marketing whimsical non-gadgets during
the late 50's).
Over the next few weeks, Dr. Wickedth continued
his solitary exploration of his new discovery
and in various states of trance -- light,
meditative, deep hypnotic, and eventually
experimental herb-induced states. Through
this exploration his own inner alter-ego
was produced -- "Ducky". Gradually
and with practice, Dr. Wickedth and Ducky
could carry on productive and sometimes silly
but intensive conversations on all manner
of scientific and metaphysical subjects.
The process also brought out childhood trauma
and an incident of abuse from a neighborhood
pet (that was ducky's issue, not Dr. Wickedth's).
In one session, Ducky became afflicted with
a mild case of bird flu, but upon further
investigation, it was discovered that Dr.
Wickedth had suffered grievously in his past
life during the Black Plague. Almost immediately,
Ducky's symptoms disappeared with the release
and healing of this past life.
Dr. Wickedth was intrigued with this preliminary
work, but soon realized that he would need
to expand his research further before he
would be taken seriously by his colleagues.
He then solicited volunteers from his students
to participate in a study and the Widget
Chakra Study began under the more official
name, "The Study of Channeling of the
Inner Hand Puppet". (I told you Dr.
Wickedth had a sense of humor!).
Indepth questionnaires were handed out at
the beginning of the first session to record
background data of the participants and later
compare these traits to the results of their
inner hand puppet channeling. Information
gathered included personality traits, spiritual
growth, family values, etc. Once sessions
got underway, each student quickly became
adept at clearing and opening their Widget
Chakra without involved breathing techniques
or time-consuming guided meditation. Within
five minutes of arrival, each student would
be settled into channeling their own inner
self/hand puppet, proving that this method
was efficient and easy to manage. The surprise,
however, was that there were only a few students
who channeled a Ducky - each personality
and astrological characteristic brought forth
inner hand puppets that reflected these individual
qualities. There were kitties, snub- and
pointed-nosed snakes, a turkey, a chicken,
an elephant and some of the darker energies
demonstrated dogs, a squid, and even Anubis
(Egyptian God of Death and Resurrection),
himself.
The research papers will reveal how the
individuality of the students expanded beyond
themselves with this channeling and their
inner hand puppets soon took on their own
personalities and idiosyncrasies. Dr. Wickedth
also integrated some facts which demonstrate
how working with one's inner hand puppet
(inner child) is like the common, innocent
childhood past-times such as hand gestures
for making shadow puppets, sighting and acknowledgment
of deceased spirits, and invisible (to adult
eyes) playmates, etc. All of which he feels
is a part of human evolution which is usually
lost to us upon reaching maturity. Dr. Wickedth
indicates in his research that this ancient
ability (knowledge) must be reclaimed before
we can continue evolving. Remember, when
your mother would insist you wash your hands
so much and so often? Well, Dr. Wickedth
believes that this is a subconscious remnant
of that time when the purpose of this obscure
chakra was better understood. This may also
explain why it is leaking into today's society
from that time when it was important for
everyday survival in a world that dealt with
manner of energy and states of being.
Some of the shyer students found this channeling
difficult when asked to so readily bare their
very soul with all it's traumas. Dr. Wickedth
realized this fear would be a stumbling block
in both the current research and with future
applications and it would be imperative to
remove this barrier to reaching a comfort
zone. His sincere consideration lead to the
realization that for centuries ancient man
utilized masks and costumes for a variety
of reasons to disguise or entirely hide the
human ego - such as, the performance of ritualistic
acts representing the gods themselves, religious
ceremonies, all sorts of theatrical performances,
and for sacrifices or executions. For the
next session, he brought a basket-full of
buttons, lipstick, craft eyes, and socks.
Just as children play dress up to learn and
to experience life, Dr. Wickedth speculated
that so would the traumatized inner hand
puppets find safety in an alter-ego. You
may recognize this ancient tradition by it's
modernized reference - sock puppets. Now,
the shy students had a safe venue to express
their inner child and provide an outlet for
the re-learning of ancient practices which
are steeped in time by utilizing costumes.
As healing takes place under this formatted
guise, the sock puppet will eventually be
replaced with a healthy hand puppet and a
happy person attached.
The later stages of Dr. Wickedth's study
moved the group's more confident channelers
into some other metaphysical areas. One of
these areas was Psychometry, where the reader
would handle objects or pictures directly
at their Widget Chakra. Usually, these readers
can easily shake this energy off or wash
their hands in salt water to cleanse this
sensitive chakra. However, Dr. Wickedth explains
that powerful electromagnetic energy is handled
by the psychometrist during a reading and
that both positive and negative energy flows
freely through this access point. This can
be very dangerous to the untrained reader.
He feels that teaching readers to immediately
access their inner hand puppet upon beginning
a psychometric reading, they can both open
the chakra to receive the messages and allow
their "Ducky" personality to impart
the message verbally, thereby, allowing the
reader to remain protected from this powerful
energy. He feels that Psychometry should
be studied intensively and is currently asking
Psychometrists to contact him if they would
like to participate in further research.
During the last few months of the study,
students began to explore positive and negative
aspects of the channeled inner hand puppet
(yin and yang). The class incorporated a
double channeled method which uses the right
and left Widget Chakras. The expectation
was that each student would display a male
and a female ducky (or other hand puppet
character), however, the surprise was that
most students were able to access two different
aspects of their inner self and would find
a positive energy ducky on one hand and a
darker energy Anubis on the other hand. Those
who were still employing sock puppets were
able to create a greater variety of characteristics
through experimentation with the devices
available. Some even found that they were
able to remove one sock from their more dominant
hand and work toward a healthy inner hand
puppet more quickly with this method.
The most amazing event culminated recently
when, during a group session, Dr. Wickedth
decided to allow himself to entrance along
with the class. He found himself deeper than
usual and was transported to a past life.
He saw himself dressed in woolen, brown robes
and diligently working on a large wooden
vessel. Storm clouds were gathering and he
later expressed feelings of anxiety, panic
and frustration that only a few people (seemingly
his family members) were helping with this
large undertaking. As he pounded nails and
lifted the massive planks, he realized that
animals were gathering behind him. Through
trance-blurred vision, he became aware that
he was not alone in this regressive state
and turned to see the entire class had joined
him. They were freely double channeling their
inner hand puppets as male and female animal
counterparts. Dr. Wickedth, was brought back
from his hypnotic state and immediately began
an excited discussion. It was obvious that
they had, indeed, channeled a group scene
of the building of the Noah's Ark.
The amazed Dr. Wickedth expressed delight
at knowing of his past life as such a famous
person and for the breakthrough in the field
of group channeling and past life therapy.
He proudly notes that this discovery of the
Widget Chakra and this channeling method
will prove to be important to metaphysical
practitioners everywhere who strive to bring
the ancient learning forward in time and
to use it for mankind's spiritual and physical
evolution. During this Millennium, more such
wondrous discoveries will surface as promised
by such profits as Dr. Casey.
By the way - to all of you metaphysical
students who are dialing your study group
and teachers out there to ask why they haven't
introduced this wonderful new method of channeling
or spoken of the research of Dr. Wickedth — APRIL FOOLS! |